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Scarface School Play

some school put on a kids production of Scarface. Why? Who the fudge knows.

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Bumper cars. Really, Bumper cars cars.

Very cool.
These little beasties are street legal (In Cali anyways). They run on either Kawasaki or Honda motorcycle engines and co-opt vintage bumper car bodies into the most awesome form of mini-car we’ve seen in too long.

There are seven of these little monsters floating around California, and they’re all the creation of one man, Tom Wright, a builder in the outskirts of San Diego who figured the leftovers of the Long Beach Pike amusement park needed a more dignified end than the trash heap. They were originally powered by two cylinder Harley Davidson Motorcycle engines but they rattled like heck because of the two cylinder vibration and Tom replaces them with four cylinder Honda or Kawasaki 750’s and a couple have been measured as capable of 160 MPH, which is terrifyingly fast in machines with such a short wheelbase. By the way, they are almost indestructible in accidents!

Galactic Empire State of Mind

He’s got 99 problems but a Jedi ain’t one.

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CSI : Funny

CSI spoof that’s actually pretty funny.

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This year’s Ontario Economic Cheque…

Just in Case You Get a Cheque….

Sometime this year, we taxpayers will again receive an Economic Stimulus payment i.e HST rebate.  This is a very exciting program from the Ontario government.
I’ll explain it using the Q and A format:
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Q.  What is Ontario’s Economic Stimulus payment?
A.  It is money that the provincial government will send to taxpayers.

Q.. Where will the government get this money?
A.  From taxpayers..

Q.  So the government is giving me back my own money?
A.  Only a smidgen.

Q..  What is the purpose of this payment?
A.  The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.

Q.  But isn’t that stimulating the economy of Asia ?
A.  Shut up or you don’t get your check.

Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the Canadian economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:

1.  If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, your money will go to China .
2.  If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to Saudi Arabia .
3.  If you purchase a computer, it will go to India .
4.  If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras or Guatemala ..
5.  If you buy a car, it will go to Japan or Korea ..
6.  If you purchase useless plastic stuff, it will go to Taiwan ..
7.  If you pay off your credit cards, or buy stock, it will go to pay management bonuses and be hidden in offshore accounts.

Or, you can keep the money in Canada by:

1.   spending it at yard sales or flea markets, or
2.   going to baseball or football games, or
3.   hiring prostitutes, or
4.   buying cheap beer or
5.   getting tattoos.
These are the only wholly-owned businesses still operating in Canada.

Conclusion:
The best way to stimulate the economy is to go to a ball game with a prostitute that you met at a yard sale and drink beer all day until you’re drunk enough to go get tattooed.

Most Challenging Hole in Golf – It’s JUST a Par 3!

Most Challenging Hole in Golf

Forget pitch and putt – this tee-off point on top of a 1,410 ft. mountain in South Africa it is the longest hole and the hardest golf shot in the world.

More than $1 million awaits the player who can score a hole in one.

Players must take a helicopter to the top to play the longest and highest par three on the planet.

Taking the shot also requires courage. A player needs to teeter terrifyingly close to the edge of the mammoth hillside.

Indeed, the Extreme 19th Hole is so high the ball takes almost 30 seconds to reach the ground.

Channel Nine cricket commentator Mark Nicholas recently joined an elite list to have the shot in just three swings. “It was awesome, riveting and phenomenal,” he said, “it’s like the end of the world when you get up there and it’s an awful lot of fun. It’s such an adrenaline rush taking the helicopter up and then rushing back down.”

The hole is based at the Legends Golf and Safari Resort, within the Entabeni Safari Conservancy
in South Africa ’s Northeastern Limpopo Province .

The other 18 holes were designed by world golfing legends including Trevor Immelman, Sergio Garcia, Padraig Harrington and Australia ’s Robert Allenby.

A round of golf – including a buggy and lunch – will set you back R450 ($70).

The Extreme 19th cost is $1060 per four balls, that includes helicopter ride, souvenir cap, glove, and a DVD of you playing the hole.

So far, no one has even come close pocketing the million-dollar prize, but Harrington became the first golfer to conquer the hole within par.

Harrington said, “This is the type of innovation and excitement we need to get more people playing golf. There aren’t many new innovative ways to play the game but this is certainly one of the best. I think this hole is awesome. I love the whole experience, the helicopter, the views, the drama and having the green
the shape of Africa . And now I’ve got bragging rights over all the other professionals who have played this hole and not managed to make a three. I love everything about it.”

He also said “do not Tell Tiger about this hole, as he is in enough trouble already”!!

Dogs Dinner

If a human/dog hybrid existed, I wonder if it would seem as creepy as this.

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Penis Non Grata

Penis Non Grata: A lonely bathroom graffiti penis has a much better time once he’s wrapped up; and so will you.

Agency: TBWA\PARISCountry: France
Advertiser: AidesProduction
Company: Wanda
Tagline: Protect yourself
Creative Directors: Eric Holden, Remi NoelArt
Director: Ingrid Varetz
Copywriter: Ingrid Varetz
Director: Yoann LemoineAgency
Producers: Maxime Boiron, Virginie Chalard
Account Managers: Anne Vincent, Veronique Fourniotakis, Anne-Laure BrunnerI
llustrator: Barthelemy Maunoury
Advertising Managers: Olivier Denoue, Floriane Cutler Francesca Belli

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20% off ANY Porter Flight

Das right.  Booyaka sha.