Brodio

26 03 2010

Oh yeah baby.  It’s been a while since we’ve hit you up with some education, so without delay, BRODIO is your word of the day!

Brodio
Function: Noun

The event in which there are no females present, it could be at a club, a sporting event, or just hanging out. Nothing but some dudes acting a fool.

e.g.:  “Aww man! It smells like ass and beer in here. What’s going on? Where are all the ladies?”
Friend “Buddy, tonight we’re having a brodio”

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Happy Birthday Andrew!!!

23 02 2010

To the best brother I have ever known and the coolest kid in the world, I wish you the best birthday ever.  Much love.

Here’s A happy Bday video for you:
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And another:

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Now for your gift. Since I leave for Hong Kong tomorrow I’m coming back with this outfit for you. PENIS PANTS Baby!!!

Andrew Ordinary's future Bday outfit





“Galentines Day”

16 02 2010

Today’s word of the day is Galentines Day. It’s not the day lesbots get together and pretend they’re feminist’s when they’re really just lesbians looking for a reason to get their hate on.

Galentine’s Day
Function: noun

The day before Valentines day (Feb 13th) when women both single and married get together for a group brunch.

e.g.:
Dude – “My chick is working my last nerve.  I wish she would just bugger off for a while”
Friend – “We only get that pleasure on Galentine’s Day buddy”

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Divo

30 10 2009

Today’s word of the day is ‘Divo’ courtesy of none other than the famous wedding planner Michelle Vetrovsky of Bespoke Event Design.

Divo
Function: Noun

A Divo is a female version of a Diva or Prima Donna. Glamorous, demanding and high strung the divo expects only the best of everything and settles for nothing less.

Example:
Dude – “wanna go to this new club on Saturday? My friend might be able to get us in for free”.
DIVO – “Ugh, “might” be able to get us in for free?  No.  I go VIP or I don’t go.”
Dude – “Wow. That just happened.”

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Saucy

8 10 2009

Today’s Word of the day is saucy.

Saucy
Funcion: Noun

Extremely intoxicated. Extremely being defined as triple or more the legal alcohol amount.

e.g.: Dude “Was Stephanie dancing on the speakers and making out with four different guys?” Friend “Yeah, she was saucy”

Saucy Chick

Saucy Chick

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Bus A Groove

25 09 2009

Today’s word of the day is really a phrase of the day. BUS A GROOVE!

Bus A Groove
Function: noun

Bus A Groove is a really cool dance step. Nuff Said. If you don’t know what it is and this is not enough explanation for you, then you shouldn’t be reading this shit. Just call it a day and fuck off. You’re worthless……and don’t bother googling that shit either. Google thinks you’re fucking joke.

e.g.: Dude “Look at that cat busing a groove!”

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Pimp Juice

17 09 2009

PimpToday’s word of the day is two words combined to make one super term.  Pimp Juice.

Pimp Juice
Funciton:
Noun

Pimp Juice is anything that attracts the opposite sex. It could be money, fame, looks or intellect. Audio example may be heard in the song of the same name by singer Nelly.

e.g.: Dude “Hey I think Tasha is really feeling you man” Friend “Whatever dude, she only wants me for my Pimp Juice