The Real Ghost Rider

3 05 2010

David Morales Colón is a Puerto Rican man who passed away in a gun-related incident a few weeks ago. And, instead of a traditional casket, is being displayed atop a motorcycle at his wake. Vroom vroom — I’m comin’ God!

“Yesterday and today, callers who stopped to pay their final respects to the late Mr. Colón got a bit of a surprise. Instead of the traditional presentation of the body in a casket, Mr. Colón’s corpse, dressed in casual duds and sunglasses, was instead posed in a very lifelike position atop his Repsol-liveried Honda CBR600 F4. According to Puerto Rico’s Primera Hora newspaper, the motorcycle was given to the victim by his uncle, and upon Mr. Colón’s untimely demise, family members delivered the bike to the funeral home specifically for this unusual wake.”

Different strokes for different folks i guess… this makes me look at my funeral in a whole new way, the crazy options are endless!

That’s right… you were just looking at a dead guy on a motorcycle… your sick


No More Bounty Hunting?

12 03 2010

I guess things really went down hill for once-renowned bounty hunter Boba Fett after Star Wars Episode VI, as seen here reduced to peddling Zelda tunes on the accordion for handouts… what happen to you Boba?

Julia Bowen Bikini Pics

10 03 2010

I LOVE modern family.   I always thought Julia Bowen was kinda cute, but these bikini pics kinda scare me.  I just feel like she needs a good hot meal you know?  She looks great for her age do not have me misunderstood, I just feel like she needs something of substance in her poor tight bloated belly.  Thoughts?

Julie Bowen


Forked Tongue

8 03 2010

To each his own right??? Now I’m not going to say she great at — because we all know the answer to that one, but do you think she uses her tongue like fingers? to pick up like pieces of Corn and pasta? I would.

Happy Birthday Andrew!!!

23 02 2010

To the best brother I have ever known and the coolest kid in the world, I wish you the best birthday ever.  Much love.

Here’s A happy Bday video for you:
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And another:

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Now for your gift. Since I leave for Hong Kong tomorrow I’m coming back with this outfit for you. PENIS PANTS Baby!!!

Andrew Ordinary's future Bday outfit

Worst Name Ever

5 02 2010

Faaaaaak!  This sucks.


700 Club: Haiti had pact with devil

20 01 2010

WHAT THE WHAT! Someone needs to pull Pat Robetson’s crazy ass off the tube ASAP! Who the heck approved this message? They need to be fired also. Morons.