From Your Lips….

10 05 2010

“When you found out I was Jewish, you invited me to a ‘pool party’ that turned out to be a Baptism.” — Annie Edison
“Well excuse me for trying to sneak you into Heaven.” — Shirley Bennett

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From Your Lips….

4 05 2010

“I was gonna tell Claire about the dog. I was just waiting until she was in the right mood. Actually, I did get one right mood a couple nights ago… but I cashed that in for something else.” —  Phil Dunphy

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From Your Lips….

27 04 2010

“I just lost my train of thought because you have so much margarine in your hair” — Sue Sylvester

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From Your Lips….

8 04 2010

“I like to hide my humanity. Or at least keep it to a minimum.” – Gloria Akalitus

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From Your Lips….

30 03 2010

Cameron: I was nervous. There was a lot of different food on the menu, and on the floor and on the wall.
Mitchell: Are we sure we’re not exaggerating just a little bit?
Cameron: Were you there, Mitchell? Because I think I would have recognized the only other white or gay person.

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From Your Lips….

26 03 2010

“You really think you stand a chance?  Look at you.  You’re old.  You’re nothing.  You couldn’t even imagine the things I do for him.  And this isn’t about making out.  This is about power tools.  Yeah, I go to places you couldn’t get back from!  I’ll do anything…. You don’t know me!  – Meg Griffin

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From Your Lips….

22 03 2010

“If I wanted to see a black man make a fool of himself, I’d have sex with K-fed again.” Jenna Maroney

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