Japanese Heated Toilet Seats

10 03 2010

Nothing compares.  Amen to these toilets.

Japanese Heated Toilet Seats

Japanese Heated Toilet Seats

Japanese Heated Toilet Seats



Mishka Tokyo Grand Opening

8 03 2010

Aw Kev, you just missed it!!! On Saturday, Mishka pulled the covers off its latest retail location in Tokyo’s Shibuya ward. With a unique aesthetic that sees few parallels, the brand has developed a strong following around the world leading to not only this Tokyo location but also a recent opening in Los Angeles as well. In addition to Saturday’s events, the New York-based brand also hosted a big party the night before at MICROCOSMOS which included a number of notable DJs.

Windows XP users: Don’t press F1

4 03 2010

If you’re browsing the web today and see a notice that you should press the F1 key (the traditional button used to get “help” in any application), don’t do it.

Microsoft is warning of a brand new exploit that can cause computers running Windows XP and using the Internet Explorer web browser to become infected with malware at the push of a button: Specifically, the F1 button.

The flaw is part of the way Visual Basic and Windows Help are implemented within IE, the upshot being that a clever hacker can code a dialog box that will allow the running of any code the hacker wants. Traditionally this means installing any kind of malware or virus on the victim’s PC that a hacker desires.

The good news is that this exploit isn’t extremely dangerous because it does require user interaction to install itself. Unlike some recent exploits, merely visiting an infected website won’t cause harm to your computer: You actually have to “push a button” to be affected.

The bad news is that the F1 button has always been seen as harmless, more so than simply clicking “OK” on the average prompt you might see. When dismissed, the prompt can also be coded to pop up repeatedly, so getting rid of it might not be simple.

Microsoft is advising users that, until a patch can be written and released, users are advised not to press the F1 key while web browsing. No matter how many pop-ups and alerts a user receives, as long as F1 is not pressed this attack will not succeed.

Microsoft has not announced a timeline for the fix, but its next patch release is due on March 9. Hang tight, but don’t ask for “help.”

Happy Birthday Andrew!!!

23 02 2010

To the best brother I have ever known and the coolest kid in the world, I wish you the best birthday ever.  Much love.

Here’s A happy Bday video for you:
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And another:

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Now for your gift. Since I leave for Hong Kong tomorrow I’m coming back with this outfit for you. PENIS PANTS Baby!!!

Andrew Ordinary's future Bday outfit

Epic Wendy’s Review

19 02 2010

LOL.  I can’t believe someone wrote this review online.  I can’t believe I’m writing about them writing about it!  Enjoy.


Challenger In ‘Furious Fuscia’ For Men?

10 02 2010

Dodge has decided to make ‘Furious Fuscia’ Challengers and market them to men. Chrysler Group is trying to better define its various brands and products as it attempts to claw back lost market share following years of slumping sales and financial cutbacks that ultimately ended in bankruptcy.

“Photographs don’t really do justice to Furious Fuchsia, Chrysler spokesman Dan Ried insisted, while acknowledging that fuchsia might seem an odd color choice for a male-oriented car. I saw it in person and it actually looks pretty cool,” he said. “It’s tough to capture how it looks in the daylight.”

….umm No, it’s not hard to capture. It’s purplish pink! Listen here Dodge, you want to redeem yourself from years of slumping sales??? Two words… Hover Car!

Slap Chop Review By My Cousin Vinny

5 02 2010

Ok…… so I got a slapchop.

This dirty son of a bitch Vince convinced me that this invention would save time, and help me eat healthy. Fuck Vince and his goddamn nuts. Fettuccine, linguine, martini, bikini…suck my weenie you douche bag. Let me tell you what this holy terror of a kitchen utensil does……absolutely nothing.
Let’s look at a few things:

1. This thing is made of plastic and has a sharp blade hooked to a sprung and a plunger. This is a poor combination to begin with…

2. The slapchop is about the size of a coffee grinder, which means to you need to slapchop size your food prior to actually using the slapchop. In order to do that you need a knife, if I have a knife in my hand already I may as well chop the fuckin vegetable right then and there.

3. One slap for large sizes, 2 to slaps for smaller sizes, three slaps for a fine dice….fuck you.

Here’s what it actually goes like. One slap, twist and pry on plunger because vegetable is wedged in the cutting mechanism. Two slaps, still fucking wedged and no smaller than the last slap…. why? because the fucking blade didn’t actually cut anything..it just did a quarter turn with potato stuffed inside. Three slaps, another quarter turn and now your potato is wedged so far into the fucking machine the plunger won’t come out.

Now since the veg is stuffed deep inside this devil contraption you must now take the damn thing apart, easier said than done. Vince says “its easy as one two three” FUCK YOU VINCE! Its easy to take apart sans potato stuffing however once those blades are full it becomes more difficult. Picture this, a slapchop full of potato, the plunger is stuffed all the way to the bottom so you can’t undo the top part, and it won’t turn enough to pry the bottom protector part off.

Now keep in mind that this contraption has a sharp fucking blade in it…so using your fingers to pry out the potato chunks is ill advised. What do you do? Get a tool if course….now because you already had to cut your vegetable to slapchop size you happen to have a knife close by. It only makes sense to use that to dig out the jammed veg.

Ahem…at this point the slapchop is no longer a slapchop, it suddenly becomes a spring loaded vegetable cannon! As soon as you wiggle a tiny piece of the vegetable in question out of harms way you can fully expect to get showered in large chunks of potato (or onion, or peppers)…remember these are large chunks that fly fast and hard…..because this stupid fucking device hasn’t actually CUT ANYTHING!

I am going to personally kill the man that invented this goddamn thing…in fact I’m going to use it on his nuts…..because Vince says it works great on nuts…in fact so well that we are going to love his nuts.

I bet this stupid sonofabitch has a SNUGGIE as well…..you jonestown punch making cockhead.