The Anti-Toot Blanket

3 05 2010

The Better Marriage Blanket is an actual product!, officially signaling the end of mankind. Or maybe just flatulence-related divorces! It’s basically a comforter with a layer of activated carbon sewn in so when you rip a squirty one your partner doesn’t have to smell it. Unless they’re into that sort of thing… I know I am ūüėČ


Nintendo 3DS Gameplay Video

25 03 2010

This is a little video mockup of what 3-D gameplay will look like on the Nintendo 3DS… WOW Mario looks like he’s standing right beside me!

Note: Skip to around 0:50 for the start of the good stuff.

WIND Mobile : Just Do It

22 03 2010

I hate my cell phone company. ¬†I’ve been with Rogers Wireless for over 10 freaking years. ¬†I even worked for the company when it was called Cantel AT&T. ¬†I helped build that company and yet they treat me like poop that a chimpanzee just threw at a donkey.

Enter Wind mobile.  A new start up with pretty limited coverage but a business model that will revolutionize the mobile phone industry in Canada as long as they can get some adopters to get off their asses, cancel their freaking Rogers and Bell plans and move on over.  I urge EVERYONE who is in a Wind Mobile calling area to sign up.  No contract, GSM phones and the plans are amazeballs.  No one can touch them.

Do the right thing dear reader.  Eff Rogers and their antics.  Eff Bell never giving you what you want.  Move to a company that listens to the public and does the right thing. Go to WIND MOBILE now for more information.  Read on the company.  Explore the plans and prepare to breathe a sigh of relief.

I’ve some of their plans listed below. ¬†Marvel at ¬†the wonder:


PlayStation Move Ad

18 03 2010

Sony’s VP of Realistic Movements Kevin Butler (boy, does that guy have a large business card) is at it again, this time in a video ad for the PlayStation Move. He’s back from the future to thank us all for the success of the motion control device, and make a few jabs towards Nintendo and Microsoft for their efforts.

Avatars On The Moon.

1 03 2010

NASA can put humanoids on the Moon in just 1000 days. They would be controlled by scientists on Earth using motion capture suits, giving them the feeling of being on the lunar surface.

The 1000-day mark is quite plausible, since the mission would be a lot simpler than a human-based one. It will also be quite cheaper than the real thing. First, you don’t have to care about life support systems, which will make spacecraft manufacturing a lot less complex. The whole system would also weight a lot less, reducing the need for the development of a huge rocket, and again reducing the costs.

I love how the robot stares at his hands in true stoner style! “You know they call them fingers but I’ve never seen them fing……. oh their they go!”

Start Your Aston Martin With A $30,000 Watch

26 02 2010

The AMVOX2 Rapide Transponder heralds the second generation of the revolutionary creation that sealed the ties between the Grande Maison from the Vallée de Joux and the legendary British luxury sports car manufacturer.
Released several months ago, it is the first mechanical watch developed with the ability to control access into a luxury sports car by means of a built-in micro transmitter system serves to lock and unlock the Aston Martin DBS car, while maintaining the key functions of the famous vertical-trigger mechanism equipping the pushpiece-free chronograph.

In simple terms… a $30K watch that unlocks your car doors.

Happy Birthday Andrew!!!

23 02 2010

To the best brother I have ever known and the coolest kid in the world, I wish you the best birthday ever.  Much love.

Here’s A happy Bday video for you:
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And another:

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Now for your gift. Since I leave for Hong Kong tomorrow I’m coming back with this outfit for you. PENIS PANTS Baby!!!

Andrew Ordinary's future Bday outfit