The Anti-Toot Blanket

3 05 2010

The Better Marriage Blanket is an actual product!, officially signaling the end of mankind. Or maybe just flatulence-related divorces! It’s basically a comforter with a layer of activated carbon sewn in so when you rip a squirty one your partner doesn’t have to smell it. Unless they’re into that sort of thing… I know I am 😉





Nintendo 3DS Gameplay Video

25 03 2010

This is a little video mockup of what 3-D gameplay will look like on the Nintendo 3DS… WOW Mario looks like he’s standing right beside me!

Note: Skip to around 0:50 for the start of the good stuff.





WIND Mobile : Just Do It

22 03 2010

I hate my cell phone company.  I’ve been with Rogers Wireless for over 10 freaking years.  I even worked for the company when it was called Cantel AT&T.  I helped build that company and yet they treat me like poop that a chimpanzee just threw at a donkey.

Enter Wind mobile.  A new start up with pretty limited coverage but a business model that will revolutionize the mobile phone industry in Canada as long as they can get some adopters to get off their asses, cancel their freaking Rogers and Bell plans and move on over.  I urge EVERYONE who is in a Wind Mobile calling area to sign up.  No contract, GSM phones and the plans are amazeballs.  No one can touch them.

Do the right thing dear reader.  Eff Rogers and their antics.  Eff Bell never giving you what you want.  Move to a company that listens to the public and does the right thing. Go to WIND MOBILE now for more information.  Read on the company.  Explore the plans and prepare to breathe a sigh of relief.

I’ve some of their plans listed below.  Marvel at  the wonder:

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PlayStation Move Ad

18 03 2010

Sony’s VP of Realistic Movements Kevin Butler (boy, does that guy have a large business card) is at it again, this time in a video ad for the PlayStation Move. He’s back from the future to thank us all for the success of the motion control device, and make a few jabs towards Nintendo and Microsoft for their efforts.





Avatars On The Moon.

1 03 2010

NASA can put humanoids on the Moon in just 1000 days. They would be controlled by scientists on Earth using motion capture suits, giving them the feeling of being on the lunar surface.

The 1000-day mark is quite plausible, since the mission would be a lot simpler than a human-based one. It will also be quite cheaper than the real thing. First, you don’t have to care about life support systems, which will make spacecraft manufacturing a lot less complex. The whole system would also weight a lot less, reducing the need for the development of a huge rocket, and again reducing the costs.

I love how the robot stares at his hands in true stoner style! “You know they call them fingers but I’ve never seen them fing……. oh their they go!”





Start Your Aston Martin With A $30,000 Watch

26 02 2010


The AMVOX2 Rapide Transponder heralds the second generation of the revolutionary creation that sealed the ties between the Grande Maison from the Vallée de Joux and the legendary British luxury sports car manufacturer.
Released several months ago, it is the first mechanical watch developed with the ability to control access into a luxury sports car by means of a built-in micro transmitter system serves to lock and unlock the Aston Martin DBS car, while maintaining the key functions of the famous vertical-trigger mechanism equipping the pushpiece-free chronograph.

In simple terms… a $30K watch that unlocks your car doors.





Happy Birthday Andrew!!!

23 02 2010

To the best brother I have ever known and the coolest kid in the world, I wish you the best birthday ever.  Much love.

Here’s A happy Bday video for you:
Vodpod videos no longer available.

And another:

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Now for your gift. Since I leave for Hong Kong tomorrow I’m coming back with this outfit for you. PENIS PANTS Baby!!!

Andrew Ordinary's future Bday outfit





LG Mini GD880

11 02 2010

LG Mini

Bloody Beautiful and great specs.  If only these were the specs for the new iPhone.  Or if LG were allowed to run the iPhone OS and have access to the app store.  It would be a perfect world.   Well, almost perfect.  In my perfect world, this bad boy would have a slide down keyboard.  Ahhh, day dreams.

Here’s some info from LG:

*LG Mini is the smallest and slimmest 3.2-inch full touchscreen phone on the market today, making it the perfect handset for people who want all the communication features that today’s technology has to offer without the bulk and heft of a traditional fully-loaded handset.

“We developed the LG Mini in response to specific requests from actual consumers who were unhappy with current full touchscreen phones that are too bulky, too clunky and too expensive,” said Dr. Skott Ahn, President and CEO of LG Electronics Mobile Communications Company. “The easily pocketable LG Mini delivers great looks at a reasonable price, along with the trendy features that people want.”

Thanks to a slim, compact form factor made from the highest quality materials, the LG Mini easily slides in a shirt pocket or small handbag while still feeling reassuringly solid to the touch. Textured metal accents on the sides of the LG Mini add to the phone’s eye-catching looks without detracting from its overall simplicity. On the front, a large 3.2 inch touchscreen with an aspect ration of 16:9 extends all the way to the edge of the phone, giving it a finish that is as smooth as ice. In addition, a button-free face keeps the LG Mini simple and sleek.

But the LG Mini has much more than just great looks. Besides a raft of staple features such as speedy web browsing and fast push email, the LG Mini also includes several unique aspects, including Social Network Connect, which makes keeping in touch with online friends even easier than on a desktop PC. Popular social networks such as Facebook and Twitter are instantly accessible through built-in applications and a Social Network Feed provides instant and automatic updates of friends and family members on the home screen. Updates also appear next to each contact in the Social Address Book.

What’s more, the LG Mini boasts a 5.0 megapixel camera featuring advanced face detection which allows uploading of sharp, vivid pictures and videos wirelessly to multiple social networks in one simple step. The device also plays music and movies in several popular file formats and even includes an FM radio.

With HSDPA connectivity at 7.2 Mbps and Wi-Fi, the LG Mini can browse the internet at high speed and also provide real-time location information using A-GPS.

LG Mini (DG880) Front

LG Mini (DG880) Back

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New And Improved Ketchup Packets!!!

8 02 2010

Finally, after years of watching me struggle with those impossible-to-open packets, Heinz has decided to take my advice and invest in new condiment applicators. Impressive, but I suggested spray cans. Named (and trademarked) the Dip & Squeeze, the new packet-y things offer both traditional ketchup squeezing capabilities with the added benefit of — wait for it — DIPPING!! Amen to never buying Ketchup at the grocery store again!





Interactive LED Wall

26 01 2010

This is a video of a Movement-Tracking interactive LED wall in Montreal (that’s in Canada for you dumbass Americans) It was a joint project created by Moment Factory and PHOTONIC Dreams, just one of the many seizure inducing technologies with bright flashing lights.