Asian Conan Ep. 1

16 04 2010

Asian Conan sets out to stop an illegal child fighting ring.

Asian Conan Ep. 1 from TeamCoCo, Brad, FOD Team, and Josh Simpson – Video.

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WIND Mobile : Just Do It

22 03 2010

I hate my cell phone company.  I’ve been with Rogers Wireless for over 10 freaking years.  I even worked for the company when it was called Cantel AT&T.  I helped build that company and yet they treat me like poop that a chimpanzee just threw at a donkey.

Enter Wind mobile.  A new start up with pretty limited coverage but a business model that will revolutionize the mobile phone industry in Canada as long as they can get some adopters to get off their asses, cancel their freaking Rogers and Bell plans and move on over.  I urge EVERYONE who is in a Wind Mobile calling area to sign up.  No contract, GSM phones and the plans are amazeballs.  No one can touch them.

Do the right thing dear reader.  Eff Rogers and their antics.  Eff Bell never giving you what you want.  Move to a company that listens to the public and does the right thing. Go to WIND MOBILE now for more information.  Read on the company.  Explore the plans and prepare to breathe a sigh of relief.

I’ve some of their plans listed below.  Marvel at  the wonder:

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Presidential Reunion

5 03 2010

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Happy Birthday Andrew!!!

23 02 2010

To the best brother I have ever known and the coolest kid in the world, I wish you the best birthday ever.  Much love.

Here’s A happy Bday video for you:
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And another:

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Now for your gift. Since I leave for Hong Kong tomorrow I’m coming back with this outfit for you. PENIS PANTS Baby!!!

Andrew Ordinary's future Bday outfit





Create Your Own Photo Blinds!

16 02 2010

This is pretty freakin cool!  This British service allows you to use your own personal images to be printed on blinds for your home!  Alternatively, you can also use one of the images they currently hold in their collection.  I love this idea.  IT’s a great way to turn an otherwise bland and boring thing into something artistic and creative.  Very cool.  We need this here in Canada for sure.

Check out their site HERE.

Creatively Different Blinds

Creatively Different Blinds

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Rock Paper Scissors Anyone?

2 02 2010

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In cooperation with Swedish “wearable magazine” T-post, offbeat designer Marc Stromberg created a t-shirt that allows wearers to play a virtual game of rock paper scissors with an animated hand coming straight out of their chests so you can play with yourself (… like you don’t do already!) you must have webcam in order for it to work.
Printable Symbol is above so go nutz… but WATCH OUT… they may be watching
Game Website – http://www.t-post.se/rockpaperscissors





Conan O’Brien : Officially Someone That White People Like

22 01 2010

I simply love the website “Stuff White People Like”.  Mainly because it’s 95% spot on and 100% funny.  The newest edition to the list, entry #131, is our homeboy Conan O’Brien.

Here’s Why:
The recent news that Conan O’Brien will be replaced by Jay Leno has caused white people to erupt with rage and hostility. You might even expect them to lash out and do something about it like take to the streets or write a letter to NBC to voice their dissatisfaction with the network. But no, white people will solve this problem the way that they solved the election crisis in Iran – through Facebook and Twitter status updates. In 2009, millions of white people took 35 seconds to turn their twitter profiles green, and consequently sent a very powerful message to the leaders of Iran. Their message was that they wanted their friends to know that they would stop at nothing to ensure freedom and democracy for the Iranian people. Thanks in large part to that effort Iran is now completely democratic. With that issue settled, white people are launching a similar campaign for Conan that is sure to have similar results.

It is not hard to understand why white people love Conan O’Brien, he embodies so many of the things they already like before he even opens his mouth: Ivy League Schools, Red Hair, the Boston Red Sox, Self Deprecating Humor, The Simpsons, and Bad Memories of High School (likely, but not confirmed). Seeing him on television five nights a week is a comforting reminder of community to the white people who still have televisions.

But if your plan is to try to use Conan O’Brien as a way to get white people to become more interested you, then it is imperative that you understand a few key rules. Firstly, all white people love “the masturbating bear,” if you don’t know what this is, do not worry. Just state your love for the character, and the white person you are talking to will simply fill in the rest. Secondly, all white people believe that Andy Richter never should have left the show. And finally, you should do your best to develop a “Triumph the Insult Comic Dog” impression. All white people already have one, so you might as well try to fit in. Complete these steps and watch your friendship with white people become considerably smoother.

Now, the biggest and most important thing to remember is to never, under any circumstances bring up a Conan O’Brien sketch or joke that has taken place in the last three years. You will be met with only blank stares. For you see, while white people will fiercely support Conan O’Brien in any public forum, they always fail to support him in the only way that actually helps – by watching his show.

Note: Under no circumstances should you ever mention that you prefer Jay Leno. This might cause white people to think you have the same taste in humor as the wrong kind of white people, or worse, their parents.


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