Japanese Heated Toilet Seats

10 03 2010

Nothing compares.  Amen to these toilets.

Japanese Heated Toilet Seats

Japanese Heated Toilet Seats

Japanese Heated Toilet Seats

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In Yo Face Sukaz!

10 03 2010

I’m not really sure how this picture transpired.   Somehow, me and some random Japanese dude ended up in this photo on my camera.  I love this pic.  Ha ha ha….WTF happened that night.

Karate at the market

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Octopus Balls

10 03 2010

Seriously Delicious.

Octopus Balls

Eating Octopus Balls

Eating Octopus Balls

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The Return of Kevin Ordinary

5 03 2010

Tune in Monday for the Return of Kevin Ordinary! He’s back from Hong Kong / Macau / Tokyo!!! I hope he hasn’t turned Japanesea!





Avatars On The Moon.

1 03 2010

NASA can put humanoids on the Moon in just 1000 days. They would be controlled by scientists on Earth using motion capture suits, giving them the feeling of being on the lunar surface.

The 1000-day mark is quite plausible, since the mission would be a lot simpler than a human-based one. It will also be quite cheaper than the real thing. First, you don’t have to care about life support systems, which will make spacecraft manufacturing a lot less complex. The whole system would also weight a lot less, reducing the need for the development of a huge rocket, and again reducing the costs.

I love how the robot stares at his hands in true stoner style! “You know they call them fingers but I’ve never seen them fing……. oh their they go!”





Happy Birthday Andrew!!!

23 02 2010

To the best brother I have ever known and the coolest kid in the world, I wish you the best birthday ever.  Much love.

Here’s A happy Bday video for you:
Vodpod videos no longer available.

And another:

Vodpod videos no longer available.

Now for your gift. Since I leave for Hong Kong tomorrow I’m coming back with this outfit for you. PENIS PANTS Baby!!!

Andrew Ordinary's future Bday outfit





2010 Olympic Flag

30 12 2009

Melanie Ordinary & Kevin Ordinary Holding the 2010 Olympic Torch

Your Eyes are not deceiving you.  That’s the real Olympic Torch.  On December the 28th 2009 I went with my Dad, sister and brother-in-law to go see the torch in Orangeville for my Dad’s Birthday.

My sister had asked us a couple of weeks prior to if we wanted to go see it in Orangeville.  That was the extent of the plan.  Not sure where exactly the route would take the torch through, what sort of celebrations would take place or even having an estimate of how many people would be in attendance, we simply grabbed some Timmies and headed out.  My brother-in-law has an uncle who lives in Orangeville, so on the way up there we decided we would pass by his home, say hello and ask where we should go to see the torch.

Once we reached Orangeville, we could see the route taped off along the main streets.  As we continued to our destination we passed by a park with a huge big screen and a massive crowd beginning to congregate.   We all decided that is where the action must be and where we would surely see the torch.

After a very pleasant and comical visit with family we headed to the park on foot.  Though I had my snowboarding jacket and gloves on, I really underestimated the cold.  In fact, we all did.  It was so freaking cold that my glasses with fog up each time I exhaled.  Seriously.  It was stoopid cold.  Anyways, we all braved through the temperature with the excitement of catching a glimpse of history while dancing, screaming and laughing.  To my sisters disappointment the large crowd foiled my plans to steal the torch and run to the finish line with it once the torch bearer crossed our section.    We still had fun though.

Once the celebrations were over we decided to head over to the Coke promotional truck and pick up some free goodies if anything was left over but we noticed someone carrying the torch right beside the truck and ran over to see if we could entice them to allow us to take a few pics with the torch.  As you can see, were successful in our efforts.  While we missed out on all the freebees, I think we all got a little something better to remember our day with.  Memories of touching and running with the actual 2010 Winter Olympic Torch.

Boo-yah Suckahz.

12-28-2009 Orangville Crowd to see the 2010 Olympic Torch

Orangeville Torch Bearer Running with My 2010 Olympic Torch

Glen Ordinary, Melanie Ordinary, Papa Ordinary & Kevin Ordinary (Also pictured the 2010 Olympic Torch)

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