Texts From Last Night : 3 best from the tdot

14 09 2009

iPhone Text(902): So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
(416): Apparently you chose the latter.

(416): Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son…He’s on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out. I’ll keep you posted on who wins.

(416): Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home


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