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Poutine V. Nachos

Yesterday I had a horrible yet hilarious conversation with an American co-worker of mine.  Sadly, I wasn’t intoxicated when this conversation transpired.  Here’s a transcript of our conversation:

Brit-Brit “Sorry, what’s poutine again?”
Kevin “It’s this amazing concoction of deliciousness.  Basically….how can I describe it….oh I know….okay, think of nachos.  Now replace the nacho chips with fries and then replace the cheezwiz with cheese curds.  Oh, and then replace the salsa with gravy.”
Brit-Brit “So basically, think of nachos…..then replace every ingredient that makes you think of nachos and replace them with other stuff?”
Kevin “Uh. Yeah. That was a bad example.”

BodyGuards Auditions

In the event you’re in the market for a bodyguard you may want to watch this clip for some potential candidates.

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Be a generic comic book character for Halloween

So if you know a make up artist and feel like getting into a super elaborate costume for Halloween then give this a try.  This is one of the most creative ideas I’ve seen so I figured I’d share.  Courtesy of Andrew Ordinary.

 

Comic Book Character

Comic Book Character

Comic Book Character

Comic Book Character

 

 

Vampire Sex Toy

Alright, so riding off the heels of the current vampire craze and the success of the ‘FLESHLIGHT’.  If you don’t know what that is then google it.  It will amaze you.  If you do know what it is, then, you’re probably bored of that so here’s something new for you.  It’s selling for about $45-$55 US and it will “Saccu” dry.  Lame joke.  I know.

 

VAMPIRE in a can sex toy

 

 

Three “Teen” Wolf Shirt

Okay so anyone who is about pop culture knows the legend that is the three wolf t-shirt. On a recent episode of “The Office” Dwight was seen sporting the three wolf shirt howling at the moon and geeks everywhere rejoiced. Now you can pick up one of these sexy badass baby’s. The three teen wolf shirt!

 

Three Teenwolf Shirt

 

 

Craigslist Seeks Amputee For Halloween Costume

Some guy on Craigslist posted an ad seeking a double amputee (no legs) in order to complete his ‘Chewbacca carrying a half assembled C-3PO’ Halloween costume. In the event you can’t read the ad in the pic below. I have typed out verbatim what the post reads:

“So this might seem strange and really offensive to some but hopefully someone will reply. I have always loved the scene in Empire Strikes Back where Chewbacca has to carry around a half reconstructed C3PO in a backpack because he hasn’t reattached his lower body yet. For Halloween I would love to dress up like this. I am big enough and strong enough to both pull off the Chewbacca look and to carry around a lot of weight for the night. So basically I am looking for a double amputee (somebody missing both legs – preferably at the hip) to accompany me as C3PO for the evening. We should probably meet ahead of time so that we can work out the backpack/harness system. There are a few parties that I want to hit and I think we will be the hit of any event we attend. Anyone up for this?”

 

An emergency is an emergency

LOL, I was really wondering where they were going with this. love the ending.

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The Butterfly Effect

So that’s what happens when a butterfly flaps it’s wings

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